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wolf-and-kitten:

This is so perfect

(Source: alotofbeautyinordinarythings, via yoncedarling)

yungghunty:

Boy: Wanna go out sometime?

Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.

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(via biitchgo2hell)

detectivelestrvde:

ask-fira:

harrysthefather:

tony-can-pierce-my-veil:

gettin-nakie-outside:

witchyroses:

kickthebuttstickz:

fantasticallyshantastic:

stickyhunter:

fanuary:

stickyhunter:

ollivandur:

adxn:

Calm your tits! D:!

i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

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HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!

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Follow my lead, people!

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Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’

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Then everything will be fine.

You dumb females. This is obviously fake.

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Huh? What is this?

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YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING

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Okay…

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support

I wonder what mine do…

MYGOD

IDONT EVEN CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN YM ENTIRE LIFE

I love this post so much

why is thor wearing a thor shirt

(Source: ollivander, via spank-me-like-y0u-mean-it)

scottbaiowulf:

thatpazuzu:

I would not be having fun if someone was not handing me my ice cream

You gotta admit that’s the coolest job ever though

  • Kick-ass outfit
  • Paid to fuck with tourists
  • Probably free ice cream too

(Source: sizvideos, via i-mightbeholdingonto-tight)

marina-and-the-dragons:

spread-hope-inspire:

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

This man was beyond real

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donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

(Source: donkos, via dissonant-harmony)

squidgy-squidgy-falala:

s3cretsociety:

kono-aitsu:

I have dermatographia, a condition in which one’s immune system releases excessive amounts of histamine, causing capillaries to dilate and welts to appear (lasting about thirty minutes) when the hypersensitive skin’s surface is lightly scratched. This allows me to painlessly draw on my skin with just enough time to photograph the results. Even though I can direct this ephemeral response by drawing on it, the reaction is involuntary, much like the uncontrollable nature of a blush.

My friend has this

I draw dicks on his arm

there are two types of people

(Source: nympherie, via biitchgo2hell)

big-ending:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

(Source: reddit.com, via i-only-have-8-toenails)

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(Source: ratche-t, via smile-till-infinity-ends)